All hail the King!!!

Another year has gone by and we have yet another birthday to celebrate. This time, it belongs to our leader and site founder Josh! So, by his own royal proclamation, we must kneel before him and extend our devotion to him and sing his praise. The royal executioner stands at the ready to lop off anyone's head who doesn't follow the law in this matter. Best get to kneeling, people!!!!

Happy Birthday Josh! Seeing as how your now 22, try to not get too drunk will ya? Plus, you better have a good one, My Friend.

Sorry for the late responce. HOlidays are a mess around here

Anywho Happy Birthday Josh, make sure to save some cake for the rest of us.

-Sincerely, a headless janitor

No Raz. No executing for you, ours is the old way, The man who orders the sentence must carry it out.

Anyways thank you both. it waaaas..... Well depressing doesn't really come close describing it properly. Had maybe 6 or 7 people who acknowledged my existence that day, so nice to feel wanted.

So yeah... sucked.. So much so that forced injury is the only way i can feel alive....... and with my new video camera you can expect to see the results of said self torture very soon.

Yes coming to a youtube channel near you. A reading of the infamous "My immortal" Fan-fic. Farewell sanity.. farewell.

Happy very late birthday Josh. Sorry, for being so late; was on holiday.
And what's the "My Immortal" fan-fic?

Hey joel, thank ya thank ya.
Annd i think the only way i can put isss.... our first RPs together were a thousand times more coherent and well written than My Immortal. Twilight is a masterpiece in compression. It's a train wreck that you can't look away from. Here.. let me share the pain

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1/My-Immortal

My days. It is beyond words just how awful it is. It's like to literature what Justin Bieber is to music.
Just remembered why I ignore the existence of most fan-fictions. Gotta go bleach my brain now.

Heh, TVtropes takes the piss out of it: Article Clicky

Yeeeaaah... i'm gonna have fun with it